Midnight KissMidnight Kiss
By Amber Smithe
It's New Year's Eve and everybody is having a good time at this New Years party! Well, not everybody. Not Dennis.
"Woo-Hoo! Time to ring in the new year! And that means one thing... party! I love parties! Free food! Booze! and, best of all, the girls! Really hot and sexy babes! And, they're all drinking! That should make it easier to get one these hotties to come home with me. At least it should be. What with these chicks?! They should be drunkly hanging off of me right now. Instead, they're chatting with their friends or talking to their boyfriends. Oh great! This really sucks! Stupid broads! They don't know what they're missing."
Dennis creeps over to a couple of girls on the dance floor and starts using cliche one liners on them. All the girls turn him down. Understandably.
"What is up with these stuck-up girls?! All they need is some alcohol in them and they will be so much easier for me to pick up and have my way with them. That doesn't look like that
At The Stroke Of 8PMAt The Stroke Of 8PM
By Jill Shaw
Bret Mitchell is a real ladies man. Whenever he sees an
attractive woman, he swoops in and starts hitting on her. It is
at this point that women fall at his feet. The women just find
him irresistible. Bret, of course, has everything to back this
up. He is 29, a junior executive at a big clothing company, he
lives in a loft, and most importantly, he is a sexy hunk of a
man. He, pretty much, has everything.
One day, Bret was really happy. He, for once, got to leave early
from work. Then he planned for tonight. Even though he would be
leaving at 4:30, which is just a 1/2-hour before he usually
leaves, it was still extra time to get ready and go to the clubs.
He said goodbye to some people before he left. Then he quickly
drove off for home, probably a little too quickly.
As he got close to home, he drove past a park where he saw a
bunch of weird looking people who dressed funny. What he didn't
notice was the old lady walking out in the street. He turned